Friday, October 27, 2006

Cowboys Coach Sues Over Rat in Salad

Dallas Cowboys passing coach Todd Haley is suing a suburban Dallas McDonald's over a dead rat allegedly found in a salad purchased by his family this summer. Haley, who predictably got into a dust up with loudmouthed wide receiver and malcontent Terrell Owens earlier this month, says his wife and live-in babysitter ate some of the salad before discovering what was believed to be a juvenile roof rat about six inches long.

1 comment:

Mega Munch said...

Mmmmm...rat salad.

Seriously, I do not know what I would do in that situation (after projectile vomiting all over the person next to me).