Man Crashes SUV into DE Roy Rogers, THG Has Solid Alibi

I'm sure more than one of our loyal readers stopped for a second when they heard this story of a man driving his SUV into a Newark, DE Roy Rogers establishment. Trust me, if I didn't drive through it when they served me the worst Double R Bar Burger in recorded history (featuring purpley, dried-out ham that had been leftover from the breakfast rush about 12 hours earlier) they're safe.