Haven't had one of these in awhile... welcome back insane foodies!
According to police reports in Philadelphia, two men were sitting in a car early Monday morning, eating fast food when an argument erupted over french fries. The argument became heated, as most arguments about french fries do, and resulted in one of the debaters pulling a gun and shooting the other.
The victim was taken to a local hospital while the shooter, who I think we can all agree won the argument, drove off.
I'm assuming to satisfy his craving for more, saltier or better fries.