"But I could never be a henchman..."
Not true Henchman 24. You were one of the greats. Alas, you will be missed and in your honor I have started the Henchman 24 Memorial Playoff Challenge. Come and join the fun. There are no real prizes for winning the group challenge, just the best prize of all... bragging rights.
He may have been #24 in rank but he's #1 in our hearts. Okay, maybe #2.
The group password is: monarch.