Thursday, September 29, 2005

Is New Drink for Kids a Gateway Drink?

Spark, an energy drink designed to provide "long lasting energy to kids as young as 4-years old" has sparked some unsurprising controversy. Health experts are horrified that the beverage contains as much caffeine as a cup of coffee as well as an ingredient found in Red Bull.

Why not just give little Timmy an espresso or two before he heads out for kindergarten? I'm sure his teacher will just love ya.

Hey, at least it's sugar free!

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