Tuesday, September 11, 2007

What's Worse: The Oreo Pizza or Bob Evans Stir Fry?

If you think the new Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza (right) sounds disgusting, take a look at this video posted by a Domino's employee of the actual prep of said monstrosity. Is it just me or is the sarcasm dripping even more heavily than the icing that gets poured onto the top of the "pizza" once it comes out of the oven?

And just when I thought nothing could be worse than Bob Evans Restaurants making BBQ (or "Bob-B-Cue" as the cutesy ads referred to it) comes the new Bob Evans Stir Frys.

Seriously, wouldn't the worst Chinese food place in your neighborhood or one of those greasy wok joints in the mall food court be a better use of your Asian cuisine dollar?

I like the Bob Evans site, though. It has handy conversation starters so you don't end up at a Bob Evans staring at your family with murderous intent. For instance, here's one: "Give everyone a chance to talk about their day."

Or, how about, "Give everyone a chance to talk about how bad the food is at Bob Evans" or, perhaps, "Discuss who gets to use the bathroom first when you get home." I bet that'd be a hoot!


Malnurtured Snay said...

Amen on the O.P.

Malnurtured Snay said...

I watched the video - they totally did it wrong. There's a case of crumpled oreo that should come with it. You don't put the pan on top of the OP, you put the OP in the pan with three screens atop to prevent burning.

Anyway. It's still nasty.

Dan said...

Thanks for the correction on how it's done. They mention in the video that they made it "wrong" so I was curious what they did.

John said...

Okay, ick. I honestly felt ill just watching them make it, right or not. Ditto for the Bob Evans Stir Fry! Unless there's, like, Jimmy Dean sausage in it. Then that'd be totally cool. Okay, maybe not.