Thursday, May 29, 2008

I Knew There Was a Reason I Didn't Like Rachel Ray!

I've never been able to quite put my finger on my dislike for Rachel Ray. Was it the phlegmy voice? Annoying catchphrases? Perpetually perky attitude?

Maybe I'm just really good at spotting terrorist sympathizers!

7 comments:

The Daily Breather said...

You're totally joking, right? She's not even wearing a kaffiyeh. It's got paisleys on it if you look close. My girlfriend and I both got a scarf exactly like this in London las month.
Oh, and Rachael Ray's voice is hot. Just like her kitchen. Maybe you should step out. :)
Cheers.

Dan said...

Further research has led me to discover that the building in the back of the ad is a government building in Oregon! Harmless ad or signal to coffee-addled sleeper cells? YOU Decide!

Elke said...

I bet you are still hungover, right?? I have exactly the same scarf at home and I didn't buy it in Iraq but in Berlin, Germany. And I can ensure you that I simply liked the scarf and didn't give it any more meaning than it should have - the meaning of the SCARF. You don't have to like Rachel Ray (I think she is okay) but to call her a terrorist is a bit far fetched and you should consider how you would feel if someone you never met is badmouthing you and calling you a terrorist

Dan said...

Um, so did I really need to explain that my tongue was planted firmly in my cheek on this? It's obviously an idiotic example of a corporation bowing to crazy PC sentiment. Didn't think I had to explain that one... lighten up people.

Amber said...

She is not a terrorist! This whole thing is stupid! She is a very proud American, dam good cook and a genius!

Anthony Bourdain said...

"dam good cook and a genius" ...

Okay, now we're getting a bit carried away.

Dan said...

Maybe their comment was meant to be funny, too. Maybe? Eh, one can always hope.