Friday, January 27, 2012


There's a lot of food-related crime going on boys and girls. Keep your eyes and ears open and, hey, let's be careful out there.

Couple's Fast Food Order Mistakenly Includes Armed Gunman
I've heard of order mix-ups before, but this is ridiculous!

Fast Food Robbers Continue to Elude Police, Have Awful Taste in Food
The suspects are described as "lean" individuals. Apparently they're just robbing the local KFC, Golden Arches and Bojangles, not eating at them. I bet if they started robbing donut shops the cops wouldn't be so "baffled".

Cops Shoot Man Smashing Windows at Fast Food Joint
Today's lesson? Never bring a 3' metal bar to a gunfight.

Toddler Division! 5-Year-Old Stabs Three in Juice Box "Incident"
See? This is why I never run out of juice boxes. Kids are crazy for those things!

Neighboring Fast Food Joints Robbed Within Minutes of Each Other
5'10" man robs McDonald's. 6' man robs Wendy's on same block minutes later. Police say it's too early in investigation to determine if the robberies are related.

1 comment:

Gossip_Grl said...

I know I shouldn't say this, sounds like this is giving new meaning to the whole Big Mac Attack. : )