arrested a pair of narcissistic fast foodies who broke onto a boat at a Norwalk marina, took selfies, ate crummy food and went through the belongings of the family that was sleeping on the boat.
After being scared off by the owner – and dropping a receipt with a culprit's name on it! – the pair were arrested and charged with a multitude of crimes.
Unfortunately, taking selfies and stupidity are not chargeable offenses.
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